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ramisus-christ:

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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mouthsounds:

glitterigabi:

unpretty:

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

cozypasta

redbonewireless:

Edward: *damages Bellaโ€™s car so it wonโ€™t start so she canโ€™t drive to see Jacob*

12 year old me: aw :) protective :)

me now:

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liryae:

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

suckmyadhd:

“Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got”

-Robert Brault

"I know you.
I know your eyes.
We’ve met before.
…somewhere in a dream."